Im having midlife crisis. I also have these spells of acting oit of complete impulse…. like right now.
At least I know if for some reason I ever decide I like women instead of men I can be confident I could rock the dude chick look. #wassup #ladies #completelykidding
Good bye long, natural, soft, healthy hair. I will miss you and probably regret doing this, but you don’t fit my personality and well I just haven’t been happy with the way you make me feel. Its not you, it me…
Went on a ride tonight. Ice is starting to melt! #alaska #adventure #wild
My phone is confused. Showing me a night sky, because in the real world its night time at 3am, but then again its like “lol jk heres a little sun icon cause its sunny” and you’re like “Go home phone, you’re drunk”, then you look outside and the birds are chirping and it is indeed sunny out. And then you start to question reality, your own sanity and science. Fuck you science. #imlosingmymind #whycantisleep #killme #goawaysunnoonelikesyou
